Did you know...?

Did you know that it’s impossible to lick your own elbow?
Did you know that the pigs cannot look at the sky?
Did you know that the rats cannot throw up?
Did you know that if you listen music on your walkman for more than an hour the number of bacteria from your ears will increase will 700%?
Did you know that for the entire life during your sleep you eat 70 insects and 10 spiders? ( humm…)
Did you know that the pee shines under the ultraviolet rays?
75% from who is reading this will try personally to lick their own elbow?
I guarantee. It’s impossible
Did you know if you scream for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you produce so much energy that is enough to worm a cup of coffee?
If you hit your head on the wall u consume 150 calories?
Some people can fuck at least 50 times a day?
The elephants are the only animals that cannot jump? (is better like that)
Did u know that the cat’s pee is phosphorescent? (who is paid to discover this? LOL
Only the dolphins and the humans have sex just to satisfy their selves.
Hey did you know the difference between
with an 5 year old
With an 15 year old
With an 25 year old
And with an 35 year old?
For the 5 year old you take her in bed and tell a story.
For the 15 year old you tell a story to take her in bed.
For the 25 year old is a story when you are in bed.
And for the 35 year old she says”. Don’t tell me stories, let’s go in bed!”
LOL

Enjoy yourselves!!!