Annoying things

The most annoying funny things about people. How they annoy me:
***Chewing in my ear. One time in the subway this girl was eating watermelon, and some fruits and she was sucking them and chewing it soo ewww gosh it so scrached my ear damn it, I felt like slaping those fruit out from her hand LMAO
*** When i call epople froma distance, and they hear me but they do not respond. Example. My dad is calling me, and i saw What from another room, and he stays quit, god damn it, can u just damn say what u wanna, But he always wants me to come to him, so he can tell me what he damn wants. LMAO
*** Picking ur nose in public. Burping in public and many other things. This is both for ladies n gentlemen. I mean WTF of a maner is that? Gosh do you have morals? Thats is this is period. LMoa this is too much to go on..... huh
*** People not picking up their phones. I mean u may never know, but it is anoying sometimes like u hear it and u see the number but u just dont wanna pick u. Lmao i mean it happens to me. I am telling u straight forard, If u call me late at night i ma not picking up the phone , it late i am in damn bed, I dont feel like talking , and same thing in the morning, WTF i am still in bed if i hear the phone i am not even bothering to see who's calling. Lmao let it wait till i wake up hehehe
*** A teacher chwing gum, sitting next to me. i mena hello. u set the rules for us not to chew gum and look at urself, chewing like a cow next to me
*** They see u , they hear you, but they keep on talking to the pther people = Ignorance
*** Being fake Like. Oh I missed u so much. lmao, WTF u dont even remember my last name jeezz, this is what happens like when u get back to skol. and they say i miss u, yeah rite.....
*** Little kids screaming on the subway......... aaaaa nooo or crying I cant stand a kid crying, I WOULD DO anything to make him/her stop, cuz its really disturbing, and shows bad parenthood,having an uncivilized child
*** When i say I am not hungry, then they will ask come on eat, or i Know u r. Gd damn it. I know better how i feel than u, jeezz I am not hungry i am not Ok Period
*** Fat people thinking they r sexy
*** Skiny people that think they r fat, and they wanna lose weight I mean WTF u r already an alive skeleton, wat u want to be next?
hahaha and soo on lmaooooo